And, the bonus is that you’ll get on my good side, too. That means he won’t be taking you to the mall, the movies or out to dinner on a school night. Also, secret meetings and clandestine adventures will be discovered—I have my ways!
I, and the rest of the planet, have seen this photo going around social media like wild fire the last few days.
Last year someone sent it to a list I was on, and since I don't have a daughter, and in the spirit of the thing, I wrote up the following... You may glance at him, but any glances going beneath the belt will get you an immediate expulsion from my house.
He is hurrying as fast as he can, and he's not only driving you, he's buying your movie ticket.
In fact, actually, not that I think about it, thanks so very much for stopping over - instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like vacuuming?
If I ever even think you have even a small glimmer of intent to educate my son regarding these substances, I will be educating Officer Krupky about your general existence, just to be helpful, and insure your general good health...
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I'm sure you've are enlightened about sex, and have all the latest information on diseases and methods of contraception.