And no, we're not talking about those old school pick up lines about women falling from heaven (ouch) or being from Tennessee (LAME).Why spend so much time creeping that hot girl's (or guy!Call Kenny Loggins, because we’re about to enter the danger zone, aka a gauntlet of terrible online pickup artist bullshit. Is she also “playful, but with a serious side as well”? “LOL guys, she’ll think it’s funny and endearing if I say something so obviously creepy that it can’t be, right? “Haha, look how funny I am, I’m asking how many Cheetos she can fit in her mouth! One, a bear would never shave someone’s armpits, because hair is a valuable source of beta keratin.
Here I am putting up the world’s cutest dog picture just to get the attention of a dog lover like yourself, and not even a hello?
I had to steal that dog from a six year old in the park for that photo op, and damn her grandmother could run fast. 😉 All we did was paste a pre-packaged online dating pick up line (5-10 seconds), scan the profile (thirty seconds), write a question based on the scanning of the profile (20 seconds), and we officially have a great email.
At least we can all rest easy knowing that you’re obviously the only woman to ever receive this. Um, Vanilla Thunda (or VT, as his friends call him) is actually a pretty chill dude, provided you follow his instructions to the letter. I’ve seen him do things I’d rather not describe here.
Rather than going the pickup artist route, some guys try..... An honest question from what I’m sure is a standup guy.
The first half of the email example above ties into many attraction building qualities (sense of humor, confidence, etc.), and is also unique, creative, and interesting.