I dated one who had a girlfriend that he was “always broken up with”.
I dated another who told me that his work was more important than me. By the age of 26, I got extraordinarily tired of hearing myself whine about the same dating issues: I decided to do something about it.
Well then, maybe it’s time we stop mocking the douchebags of the world (silently, of course, behind their backs) and start studying their douchery.
Whether that thing be spray-on tans, greasy spiked hair, popped collars, shaved chests, or bling. Here’s the deal: douchebags have found their style.
Often times, people end up resorting to violence when desperately trying to cure douchebag syndrome, which isn’t the necessary solution at all.