Suggestions on how to make your profile more desirable to men? Are you seeking secrets of manipulation because you aren't serious? Or are you only wondering about "Profile Headlines"?
Other profiles sound the opposite of what the person is like.
Example: this one girl is fairly quiet and studious, busy with school.
Post Traumatic Stress - Loud noises always make you jump?
If a person walks up from behind does it make you want to leap out of your skin?
Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate. Sometimes it's goofy, sometimes it's a private joke, sometimes it's topical to the moment... The headline really should just support the type of person you are and what you are looking for.