How about a name like “Tech Viking”, “ITCowboy”, or “Data Wrangler”. “Sizzle Garlic” is interesting, and “sizzle” is a fun word to say.
Highlight your business success without bragging with a name like “Worlds4The Taking”. Strong words subconsciously convey your alpha male status – “Command Per4mance”, “Ahead0f The Pack” and “the Warrior Within”, for instance. Or go the inspirational route, and choose a username implying good things to come if things work out between the two of you.
None of them force you really take time to think about that step, or let you fill out the other aspects of your profile while you ponder the all-important “username” field and come back to it once the creative juices are flowing. Check out this link about a JDate user who picked an icky name.
I confess I had no idea what “tossed salad” meant, but it turns out it meant something kinda kinky that did not convey what this gal intended.
“Raised By Wolves”, “Get Away Driver”, and “If You Only Knew” show creativity and a flair for the dramatic, qualities which intrigue women. Urge her to ask you questions with a name like “IJuggle Fire” or “Hand Me The Mic”.