It’s not that I don’t appreciate the time we spent during that period. That might spin me right back into the actual relationship.”“You know what happens? Our lives would be moving us in different directions at the same time.
You usually find out about my relationships after they’re finished.”“That was an accident. So it’s enough space for us to actually still be into each other.
Chelsea handler dating history
When the director of my documentary on marriage asked me which of my ex-boyfriends I would like to interview on camera, I told him, "We're going to have to hire an actor." I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.
In fact, the only ex I ever considered myself to be on speaking terms with is the one person with whom I'd gone the longest without speaking: Peter. He was a tall, handsome British guy who would come into the Los Angeles restaurant where I waited tables and flirt with me.
He was the one you believe you'll eventually find your way back to because, at 23, your brain is exploding with the struggle to accept that not all things happen for a reason. Knees shaking, I called him on a phone number whose last four digits I've used as the code to every safe in every hotel room I've stayed in since we met.
I told him I was shooting a documentary about marriage, why people do it, and how I've never wanted to get married—until, at the tender age of 40, I finally feel ready, now that I have no viable options.
Although she has been linked to a number of different celebrities over the years, Handler has never tied the knot with anyone. In fact, the famous chef and TV personality was previously married to Stephanie March.